I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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