They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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