ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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