oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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