His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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