Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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