Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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