the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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