There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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