Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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