You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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