Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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