Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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