Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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