I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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