What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
