So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Can I color on your dick again?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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