I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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