As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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