you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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