She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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