Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We are two peas in an std pod
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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