At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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