used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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