"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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