You're my little dorito
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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