you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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