why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
