I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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