READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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