I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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