Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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