Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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