My entire life is one complicated drinking game
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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