Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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