Kareoke will never be a sober sport
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Randomize
