last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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