That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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