Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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