so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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