Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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