the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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