Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
