the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
