I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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