That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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