maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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