do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will be naked everywhere
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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