Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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