no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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