we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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