absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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