Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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