This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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