I need help removing her.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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